The Louvre has the Mona Lisa, the Prado is famed for its collection of
Velazquez and El Greco, and the Metropolitan Museum of Art has the
Temple of Dendur. The Guggenheim has Gauguin and the Smithsonian
has the first space capsule. But none of these celebrated museums has
anything close to the likes of the Kansas Barbed Wire Museum, the
International Banana Museum, or Leila’s Hair Museum.
While esteemed cultural institutions attract millions of visitors
yearly, and are rightfully acclaimed for the value of their collections,
they are far outnumbered by the many specialty (some
would say oddball) museums, which have their own fanatic, albeit
small, followings. Many of these museums pay homage to ordinary
things, elevating them to fetishistic status. They are often a celebration
of an individual’s passion, and embody the desire to reach
out to others who may share this peculiar obsession.
Take the SULABH INTERNATIONAL MUSEUM OF TOILETS in
New Delhi. Its founder, Dr. Bindeshwar Patak, claims that India
was the first area of the world to have a public sewage disposal system,
about 4,500 years ago. The Museum of Toilets meticulously
documents the history of toilets and has an extensive collection
of privies, chamber pots, toilet furniture, bidets, and water closets
dating back to A.D. 1145. From Austrian floral-painted porcelain
urinals and a replica of King Louis XIII’s “throne within a throne”
(this allowed him to “ease himself” in public), to experimental
microwave toilets which use less water and “compost” waste,
the museum is a fascinating repository of all things toilet. It also
houses a collection of international poetry based on bodily excretions
(obviously for some a great source of poetic inspiration).
A similarly themed institution, the MADISON MUSEUM OF BATHROOM TISSUE, Madison, Wis., has over 2,500 rolls of toilet paper (“an impressive assemblage of toilet paper from across the
country and around the world”) from Ellis Island, Caesar’s Palace,
the Alamo, and the like. There are examples of celebrity-signed
toilet paper (Madonna), vintage toilet paper from the late 1800s,
and yes, toilet paper poetry (is there a common thread here?).
The BRITISH LAWNMOWER MUSEUM, located in a seaside resort
in Lancashire County, proudly calls itself “one of the world’s leading
authorities on vintage lawnmowers” and “the largest import
and export specialist in antique garden machinery.” The current
exhibition features “Lawnmowers of the Rich and Famous” and its
permanent collection houses the first solar-powered robot mower
as well as one that is only 2 inches tall. Closet lawnmower enthusiasts
can buy the DVD Lawnmower World: A Glimpse into the Fascinating
History of Garden Machinery.